Bright

– There's been a lot of daylight recently.
– No more than is normal for this time of year, I should think.
– Perhaps it's just because the weather has been dull over the last few months, and then has suddenly turned spring-like, if not early-summer-like, this last week or so.
– Perhaps.
– Especially first thing in the morning. I seem to get woken up at all hours by blinding sunlight beaming in through the bedroom window.
– Try drawing the curtain.
– You don't seem very sympathetic.
– Whatever.
– And you can't get any sleep at night because of the soaring temperatures. And if you leave the window open you get plagued by flying insects. And during the day you get smothered in pollen and end up a heap of uncontrollable sneezing.
– You don't appear to enjoy this time of year particularly.
– I quite like getting out to the garden now and again. Though admittedly it's a pain to have to keep mowing the grass. Which doesn't help the hay fever.
– You could just try hibernating till summer is over.
– Isn't that something you do over winter?
– I thought you could try it all year long.