Phone

– Is this going to work?
– What?
– Trying to write a post on a smartphone instead of on the laptop?
– It's always good to try something new. Exploit modern technology.  Push the metaphorical boat out.
– It seems somehow risky. And slow.
– Try making more use of the automatic word completion thingy.
– But I may come out with complete nonsense.
– Hardly. These things are getting much better nowadays. And will probably make more sense than your usual posts. In fact, you could consider just letting the phone write it from scratch while you do something more useful with your life.
– Such as?
– I'm sure Google could suggest something.