Egg

– There seems to be some chocolate left.
– Yes. Most of it, in fact. I've been very self-controlled.
– I thought the point was to recklessly abandon all self-control after the austerity of Lent.
– I know, and maybe I would have when I was younger, but nowadays I can't seem to summon up much enthusiasm.
– Reckless abandon tends to work better when you can show some enthusiasm.
– You see, I can't help thinking of all the health benefits resulting from the weeks of self-denial.
– I can't say I've noticed.
– You don't think I look more – svelte?
– I'm not entirely sure what svelte looks like.
– Besides, I tend to feel ill if I eat too much chocolate in one go.
– That must be a terrible burden for you.
– There were stories in the news about people turning up at A&E departments complaining of stomach pains brought on by over-indulgence.
– When I over-indulge I can rarely summon up enough energy to get off the sofa, let alone make my way to hospital.
– I think the point was that it was a waste of medical staff's time for a trivial ailment. Especially one due to gluttony!
– I suppose it's not always easy to know when to stop. That's why I never bought you an Easter egg.
– I noticed.
– I was only thinking of your health. I hope you appreciate it.