– Yes. Christmas Day is almost upon us. I'm worn out – trying to get the last of the chores out of the way, so that tomorrow I merely have to prepare a mountain of vegetables and cook the turkey.
– You probably don't need so many vegetables. Not a mountain's worth.
– True. Maybe half a dozen sprouts will be enough. You can have too many sprouts sometimes. They are best used sparingly.
– I noticed you put out some whisky and Christmas cake for Santa's nocturnal visit.
– Yes.
– They are no longer there.
– I know. I thought – I thought it was better this way.
– Better what way?
– Better if I had them.
– Better than leaving Santa a gift?
– I was thinking of him: he must get so much stuff as he visits every house. Mince pies, sherry, carrots –
– I think you will find the carrot is actually for the reindeer.
– I left the carrot.
– I wonder why.
– It can't be good for him: a diet of alcohol and high fat, sugary food.
– I admit it leaves a lot to be desired. But who are we to deny an elderly gentleman this minor indulgence? After all, it is only one night a year. He probably eats nothing but lentils the rest of the time.
– I could leave a sprout or two, if that would help.
– If you're sure you can spare them.
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| The grass below – above the vaulted sky |
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