– Uncle Arthur?
– Is he still alive?
– Very much so.
– A bottle of whisky.
– We bought him that last year.
– I am sure he has drunk it by now. He doesn't have many interests in life.
– Should we encourage him?
– He doesn't really need much encouragement: he's very self-motivated.
– Chloë and Ben?
– A posh bottle of wine?
– Chloë and Ben are still at school.
– Are they? I thought they both had jobs in the City?
– They are ten and twelve years old respectively.
– So who am I thinking of?
– Goodness knows.
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