Seventeen

– Have you survived your birthday?
– Yes, just about. But does it have to be a matter of surviving?
– At your age, I'm afraid so. Just be thankful.
– Of?
– Not being any older. Although it is something to be aware of this time next year.
– You're hardly inspiring me with much confidence.
– I think there's no point in deluding oneself in these situations. You are not getting any younger. In fact, you do look somewhat more anxious and worn since I last saw you.
– Yesterday?
– Well, clearly the advancing years have taken their toll. Over night. But it's never too late to reclaim your lost youth.
– How do you mean?
– A healthy lifestyle, plenty of exercise, umpteen portions of fresh fruit and vegetables, complete abstinence from strong drink; that sort of thing.
– And you think I would have a chance?
– I wouldn't like to put any money on it.